This is why my brother's friend is one of the funniest people alive XD

This was his description of the loony bin of the hospital he works at XD

"Basically, it's like walking into an ass. It's like someone filled a hefty bag with farts and threw it on top of a tire fire. It's like a homeless man died inside of a dumpster outside of an Armenian restaurant*. I mean, I've never actually BEEN to Hell...but I've heard stories and I'm pretty sure it's fair to compare the two."